ALI15ENGLANDELONGATED TRASHCAN WITH FINSALL KISSER
I LIKE YOUTUBERS AND CATS AND BRIAN SELLA. I ALSO SHIP GRESTER ALOT

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks


wonclerful:

when ur teacher gets mad at u for not doing ur homework 

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telapathetic:

i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

(Source: telapathetic)

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker
So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
*types a few keystrokes* I'm in
But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
Want me to break into the CIA next?
I don't even think you should attempt to...
*types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in